Funny Questions About Life

Ever had one of those funny questions about life? The following are some of the ones I’ve discovered or written. So, if you find while reading these funny questions and thoughts about life make you smile, pass them along.

These are just a few of the Funny Questions about life that try men’s -and women’s souls. And there’s a ton more funny questions about life not listed here. If you have or have thought up any funny questions of life yourself, feel free to send them along.

Funny Questions about life

  • They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants?
  • Is there any difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
  • If it only takes one match to start a forest fire, why on earth does it take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill?
  • How do you know when pickles or sour cream has gone bad?
  • If Donkey Kong’s main character is a monkey, why isn’t it called Monkey Kong?
  • They say laughter is the best medicine – so who came up with the phrase, “I died laughing”?
  • Why do doctors leave the room when you’re getting dressed, after all, they’ve already seen you naked?
  • Any reason they nail down the lid of a coffin?
  • When butterflies get upset or nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
  • Where do they put price stickers on non-stick pans?
  • If it’s called lipstick, why is it always coming off?

Thanks for wasting a few minutes of your life pondering these funny questions of life.

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